December 6, 2005

Este tio es dios

"Matt is a 29-year-old itinerant deadbeat from Connecticut. In February of 2003, he quit his job making videogames in Brisbane, Australia to go walk the Earth, like Caine from Kung Fu. He made this site so he could keep his family and friends updated about where he is. Matt realizes that Caine from Kung Fu probably wouldn't make a web site about walking the Earth, but he accepts that there are certain ways in which he and Caine differ.

A few months into his trip, while walking the Earth in said manner, a travel buddy gave Matt the idea of dancing everywhere he went and recording it for posterity. This turned out to be a very good idea. Now Matt is quasi-famous as “That guy who did that dancing video…No, not the Star Wars kid, the other guy…No, not that guy either. I’ll send you the link. It’s funny.”

Matt is not independently wealthy. He is independently poor. Matt also doesn’t have some magical secret for traveling cheaply. He does it pretty much the same way everybody else does – and there are a lot of everybody elses doing it – they simply neglected to make a downloadable video about it.

Matt currently lives in Seattle, Washington. Matt works sporadically as a writer and travels spasmodically as an idiot.

Sorry ladies, Matt is off the market.

Matt only speaks one language. Fortunately, that language is English, which will eventually be the only language left on the planet. When Matt encounters people who don’t speak his language, he yells at them and makes hand signals. It usually works.

Matt never went to college, but he’s not insecure about it. In fact, Matt is actually pretty snotty and condescending once you get to know him.

When Matt was younger, he could hang seven spoons on his face at once. Sadly, puberty made Matt’s face less conducive to spoon-hanging.

Matt has never lost a staring contest.

Matt travels around the world and dances. Quit his old job of a programmer to do this.

Matt viaja alrededor del mundo y baila. Dejó su antiguo trabajo de programador para hacer esto.

Su pagina web es

Posted by roge at December 6, 2005 12:18 PM

este tipo es un crack!!

Lo mejor en camboya: ahi se desmelena por completo!!

PD:sería incapaz de bailar como el, fijo que me la meto...

Saludos Roge!

Posted by: Sainthropee on December 7, 2005 12:33 AM

Creo que debería cambiar de coreografo; si tiene suficiente pelas para viajar alegremente tambien las tiene para contratar a uno que no se inspire en Charlot.

Posted by: Æ on December 7, 2005 2:28 PM
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